Jon and Kate Plus 8 — Season 4, Episode 36: Puppies

Ok, I have held my breath as long as I can about this show.  From now on I’m going to let them have it with both barrels good or bad.  Before I get to tonights episode my general thoughts are:
Kids:  Cute, funny, intelligent, and when they are not mimicking their mothers behavoir, pretty much normal [...]

Meanings

A bit much
If something is excessive or annoying, it is a bit much.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link
This means that processes, organisations, etc, are vulnerable because the weakest person or part can always damage or break them.

A hitch in your giddy-up
If you have a hitch in your giddy-up, [...]

One-liners

43% of all statistics are worthless.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of [...]

Photog Terms

AA – anti aliasing
ACR – Adobe Converter RAW, the RAW converter included in PS
ADC – analog to digital converter
A/D – analog to digital converter
AF – auto focus
AFAIC – as far as I’m concerned
AFAIK – as far as I know
AKA – also known as
ARS – anal aperture
AS – aspheric, usually describing an AS ground lens
ASAP – [...]

Courses for men and women

 
Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.

101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102
Doing Housework Without Complaining

103
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104
Going to The Washroom Alone 
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105
Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”

106
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107
Learning How to Initiate [...]

Doctors’ Comments On Patient Charts

“Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”
“On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.”
“The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”
“Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”
“Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but [...]

bad/good one liners

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it [...]

50 Really Swell things

The Greatest Things – Are not things at all.
The Greatest Mystery – Death.
The Greatest Gift – Life.
The Greatest Work – What you love doing.
The Greatest Recreation – Based on the point above: Work.
The Greatest Feeling – Happiness.
The Greatest Sorrow – A broken heart.
The Greatest Sight – A sight imagined, but physically unseen.
The Greatest Thought – [...]

Are You Doing What It Takes To Get Ahead in Life?

You must make the right choices and take appropriate action to get ahead in life. All too often, we don’t do what we should and then we wonder why success is not coming our way. Regardless, of how you define success, you have to behave in the proper manner to achieve it. [...]

Are Girls Evil?